mustached lifestyle, banana-throwing, and a patriotic whiz-fest : a day for ridiculous news
:September 28 2011 ridiculous and in the news
mustached lifestyle, banana-throwing, and a patriotic whiz-fest
an update on the new 'pee for your welfare check' law in Florida :
this one contains the BEST quote I've seen in a while -
"Preliminary figures on a new Florida law requiring drug tests for welfare applicants show that they are less likely than other people to use drugs, not more. One famous Floridian suggests that it’s the people who came up with the law who should be submitting specimens.
"The Behavioral Economics Division of the Mustached American Research Dept. within the American Mustache Institute (AMI), the world’s leading facial hair think tank and advocacy organization, embarked on a two year analysis to better understand the cities in the United States that are most appealing to people choosing to live a Mustached American lifestyle. The first stage of the study involved examining medium-to-large sized American cities by a series of mustache-friendly factors."
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and ONE MORE - the Banana-thrower has been apprehended and is in custody
mustached lifestyle, banana-throwing, and a patriotic whiz-fest
an update on the new 'pee for your welfare check' law in Florida :
this one contains the BEST quote I've seen in a while -
"Preliminary figures on a new Florida law requiring drug tests for welfare applicants show that they are less likely than other people to use drugs, not more. One famous Floridian suggests that it’s the people who came up with the law who should be submitting specimens.
Columnist and best-selling author Carl Hiaasen offered to pay for drug testing for all 160 members of the Florida Legislature in what he called “a patriotic whiz-fest.” Several of the law’s supporters say they’re on board."
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in other news from the American Mustache Institute...Chicago is the MOST mustache-friendly city********************************
"The Behavioral Economics Division of the Mustached American Research Dept. within the American Mustache Institute (AMI), the world’s leading facial hair think tank and advocacy organization, embarked on a two year analysis to better understand the cities in the United States that are most appealing to people choosing to live a Mustached American lifestyle. The first stage of the study involved examining medium-to-large sized American cities by a series of mustache-friendly factors."
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and ONE MORE - the Banana-thrower has been apprehended and is in custody
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